This would be the part where my girlfriend says all sleepy like "Jayson, what're you doing baby... come to bed." Then as I layed down to join her, Freddy would tear through her body and pull me into hell via an unbeknownst magic portal in my bed. As the both of us descended into hell Freddy would yell (the hell portal is kinda loud): "HA! YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND? HAR, HAR, HAR!"
This isn't meant to sound as pathetic as it does. it's supposed to be funny. laugh. LAUGH!
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